Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.
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Two tourists were driving through
| Travel and tourist jokes
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you ple
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My birthdays coming
| Birthday jokes
My birthdays coming Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"
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Which fish can perform operations ?
| Fishing jokes
Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !
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Teacher: If I gave you three
| School jokes
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
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Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe