Why are football players never asked for
| Sport jokes
Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!
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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer
| Sport jokes
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!
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A man in a swimming
| Idiot and fool jokes
A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive ? there's no water in that pool!" "That's all right," said the man. "I can't swim!"
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Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay
| Dirty jokes
Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. The physician prescribes suppositories, but when it comes time to use them the young man is afraid he will do it wrong. So he goes into the bathroom and bends over and looks through his legs into the mirror to line up the
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.
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Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh