Making the Most of Life

Jill's car was unreliable and she

| Car and train jokes

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. "My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?" "Where are you?" John asked. "I'm in the drugstore," Jill respo

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A blonde calls

| Blonde jokes

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle i

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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He

| Easter jokes

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!

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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new

| Clinton jokes

Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

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Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm