What do you call an aardvark outside
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!
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Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young
| Zoo jokes
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task. "Go and clean out the aquarium" he was told. Arriving at the aquarium, he discovered that all the fish were dead. He rushed back to the head keeper and asked what he should
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Why are Vampires Democrats?
| Political jokes
Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.
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What do you give a sick snake ?
| Snake jokes
What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
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Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick.
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I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi