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Q: Did you hear about the

| Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

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This little snail bought a little car

| Various animal jokes

This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S's painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people se

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Q: How do you

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant

| Restaurant jokes

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and

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My new baby is the image of his father.

| Baby jokes

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.

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