How do you know when there is an elephant under
| Bed jokes
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !
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Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
| Baby jokes
Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.
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Why does the Philippines ban rectal
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.
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A magician was
| Travel and tourist jokes
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did
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You're a big internet fan, arn't
| Internet jokes
You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
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Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts