Q. What's the definition
| Music jokes
Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
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How do fireflies lose weight?
| Insect jokes
How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
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Who did the ghost invite to his party?
| Ghost jokes
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
| Monster jokes
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.
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Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse
| Horse jokes
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore
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