Customer: I'd like a watch that tells
| Time jokes
Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.
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Dad, said Rickey, "what is electricity?"
| Parent jokes
Dad, said Rickey, "what is electricity?" "Uh," replied his father, "I don't really know too much about electricity." A few minutes later the boy said, "How does gas make the engine go?" "Son, I'm afraid I don't know much about motors." "Dad," said the boy, "what is anthropology?" "Anthropology?
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Whats the definition of love,
| Dirty jokes
Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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What dog is always tired in London?
| Dog jokes
What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but
| Dirty jokes
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no," you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks th
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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run – she is still holding the grenade!