What do you call a blonde with two brain

What did the man say when he got a

| Telephone jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

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Fred: My mum's having a new baby.

| Baby jokes

Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?

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What dance do you do when summer is

| Dance jokes

What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?

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A fellow decides to

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and sta

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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!