Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.

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A lawyer with insomnia consulted

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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.

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What's the difference between a sigh, a car and

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What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.

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A ninety-year-old couple decide

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A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?" The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!