Why did the gum cross the road?
| Elephant jokes
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
| History jokes
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
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William: May I have some
| Money jokes
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !
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Jane's father
| Restaurant jokes
Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, "Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?" "Gosh!" exclaimed Jane, "Are we getting a dog?"
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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back.