What game do little cows like to play?
| Cow jokes
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
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The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing
| Sport jokes
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct, he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to
| Women jokes
Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
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What do you call a pig with no legs?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!
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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea
| Fishing jokes
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
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These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.