Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on

What happened when the cannibal ate the

| Cannibal jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

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A man drinks a shot of

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see t

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What happened when the chicken ate cement

| Bird jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in

| Burger jokes

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!

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What happens if you eat a hot frog ?

| Frog jokes

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !

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Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn’t fit a deer into the car.