What happened when the cannibal crossed the
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!
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Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his
| Farmer jokes
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell
| Dog jokes
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
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Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
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Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by
| Parent jokes
Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."
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Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.