Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were
| Dirty jokes
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, "Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?" Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, "Sam, I'm really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
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The strong young man at the construction site
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I
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What is evil and ugly and goes at 125
| Car and train jokes
What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
| Clinton jokes
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.
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What makes you think the
| Criminal jokes
What makes you think the prisoner was drunk? asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, 'I want to listen to it on my record-player! "
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Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.