Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her

| Teeth jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving

| Farmer jokes

A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn.

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What is the hamburgers' motto?

| Burger jokes

What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

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Can you spell eighty in two

| Spelling jokes

Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.

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Last New

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Last New Year's Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing - The bartender was almost crushed to death.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.