Q: How do you recognize a

What's a python's favourite pop group ?

| Snake jokes

What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !

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What do you call two witches who share a

| Witch jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.

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Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen,

| College jokes

Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. "Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe." "Obstetrics?" scoffed Goldstein. "At

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A friend was in front of me coming out of

| Religious jokes

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Arm

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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.