Customer: Why doesn't this
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
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Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the
| Business jokes
Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?" Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."
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Why do penguins eat fish?
| Fishing jokes
Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
| Rabbit jokes
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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What do you get if you cross a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !
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Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.