Q. How do you drown a blonde?

Customer: Why doesn't this

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the

| Business jokes

Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?" Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."

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Why do penguins eat fish?

| Fishing jokes

Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?

| Rabbit jokes

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.

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What do you get if you cross a

| Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !

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Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.