A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in
| Criminal jokes
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!
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Why didn't the two worms get on
| Insect jokes
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
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What did the man put on his car when
| Car and train jokes
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !
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Judge: What is your
| Judge jokes
Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
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Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.