Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
| Face jokes
Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
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What dog has
| Money jokes
What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin
| Humor jokes
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I
| School jokes
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady’s 78-year old daughter (who wasn’t blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn’t make it. “Didn’t make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!” the former blonde asked.