Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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When is a parent like a child?
| Parent jokes
When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it
| Dog jokes
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.
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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.
| Children jokes
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."
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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!