Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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Why do Chihuahuas have such short
| Dog jokes
Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
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A local policeman had just finished his shift
| Police jokes
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it. Oh yes dear, what happened ? I came across two guys down by the canal, one
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How do you stop your laptop batteries from
| Computer jokes
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.
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A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an
| Blonde jokes
A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She says, "Bud Light." A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bartende
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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!