What's a cow's favourite love
| Humor jokes
What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
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Why can't meteorologists forecast the
| Weather jokes
Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors
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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
| Rabbit jokes
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.
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Whats the definition of love,
| Dirty jokes
Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
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There was a farmer who raised
| Farmer jokes
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it
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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn’t you? Fred: I couldn’t find one big enough for your nose.