Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
| Burger jokes
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
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The last time I saw a face like
| Banana jokes
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
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Which insect didn't play well in goal?
| Sport jokes
Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!
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Doctor, doctor, I'm
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm
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First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I’m having a witch do. First boy: What’s a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.