What do you feed a 600 pound
| Gorilla jokes
What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!
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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
| Birthday jokes
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."
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What duo were famous
| Horse jokes
What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!
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Fred: Do you
| Birthday jokes
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.
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A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
| Hair and bald jokes
A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"
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Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. “Next time, take off the candles.”