Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
| Cat jokes
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
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At recent trade talks the American
| Police jokes
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police." Russian : "In Russia we
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If doors
| Internet jokes
If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.
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An irate father stormed into the principal's
| Parent jokes
An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, don't get excited," said the principal. "We'll get your Winslow's English teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation." A few minute
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Did you hear about the dumb father who
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?'
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A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, “Hello.” “Are you the game warden?” she asked. “Yes.” “Finally Ah’ve got the right person!” she said. “Could yaw’l gimme some help with my son’s birthday party?”