What do astronauts put on their toast? Space
| Space jokes
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.
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Why don't you stamp e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
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First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
| Hair and bald jokes
First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!
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Did you hear about the idiot who had a
| Bath jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween
| Spelling jokes
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and
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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they’re both full of stuffing !