Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
| Aviation jokes
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
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Yo mama so ugly that
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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What do they have for lunch at Monster
| Monster jokes
What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
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What's red on the
| Dinosaur jokes
What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
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What person strives to ensure safety for
| Horse jokes
What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls (bagels, get it?).