You have to stay in shape. My grandmother
| Old age jokes
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
[ read more ]
Did you hear about the Georgia
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?
[ read more ]
Q. If you were lost in
| Music jokes
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.
[ read more ]
A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy
| Ethnic jokes
A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. Why did you do that?asked the other men. We have plenty of fine wine in France, said the man. Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff. Why did
[ read more ]
Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.