Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking. A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they a
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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
| Bird jokes
Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
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Teacher: What is the formula for
| School jokes
Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands
| Clinton jokes
Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
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If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
| Gorilla jokes
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.
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What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.