There was this little kid who had a bad
| Parent jokes
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know
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How do long distance runners send e-mail?
| E-mail jokes
How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.
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Fred's class was taken to the Natural History
| Zoo jokes
Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home. "Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to a dead zoo."
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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
| Monster jokes
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."
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What reads and lives in an apple ?
| Apple jokes
What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !
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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !