Veronica was
| Police jokes
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was be
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Why did the chicken cross the road half way
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !
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Why did the mean teacher walk around with her
| Money jokes
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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What do ghosts watch if they want to
| Ghost jokes
What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!
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What is the softest bed for a
| Bed jokes
What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it’s sparrowchute !