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The nurse who can smile when

| Doctor and nurse jokes

The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.

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A young woman goes to her doctor

| Dirty jokes

A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him his ear rings aren't real gold!!!"

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Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary

| Religious jokes

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shout

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What did one tooth say to the other?

| Teeth jokes

What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark

| Snowman jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !

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How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !