Taxiing down the tarmac,
| Aviation jokes
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained th
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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
| Cat jokes
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
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Where do wind gusts go to on
| Weather jokes
Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago
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If they made a movie starring the Loch
| Various animal jokes
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
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Whats wrong, sonny?
| Old age jokes
Whats wrong, sonny? asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.
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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!