What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
| Dog jokes
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!
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A blonde walks up
| Blonde jokes
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches he
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What do romantic fish sing to each other?
| Fishing jokes
What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !
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How did rich people
| Money jokes
How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.
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When is a letter damp?
| Letter jokes
When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).
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A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what happened. “You know what a crew boss is?” he asked. “The one who stands around and watches everyone else work.” “What’s that got to do with it?” they asked. “Well, he just got jealous of me,” the young biologist explained. “Everyone thought I was the crew boss.”