What's an actuary?
| Accountant jokes
What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.
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It's not what you say, but the way you say
| Marriage jokes
It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."
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How do you find your dog if
| Dog jokes
How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
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A monastery in the English countryside was
| Humor jokes
A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, r
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I remember when Father Christmas first
| Christmas jokes
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?' I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. 'See for yourself! he called proudly. 'No-el plates!
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Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they’re two-tired.