Waiter, I can't eat this
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !
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A rabbit's favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
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I have a friend who is a pilot on a
| Aviation jokes
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.
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Q: What do you call two blondes in a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders.
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You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I’ll lay on my side.