Patient: Hey, that tooth
| Dentist jokes
Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.
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In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
| Blonde jokes
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smar
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How long does it take to burn a candle down
| Christmas jokes
How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !
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A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough,
| Farmer jokes
A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life. "It's pretty good Pa. The food's not bad, the work's easy but best of all, they let ya sleep real late in the morning."
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BoyFriend: Why didn't you
| Birthday jokes
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
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When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.