What did the really ugly man do for a living

Old man

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow O'Malley of her old man's death. He showed up at t

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Why don't lawyers play

| Lawyer jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.

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What's blue and sings alone? - Dan

| Humor jokes

What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

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What do you get if you type

| Internet jokes

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.

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Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley

| Religious jokes

Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist - $ 300. "Too expensive" moans the priest. The protestant florist - $ 250, "No, it would not be right to buy at another Christian believer, especially as the price difference is ra

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !