What did they call it when NHL officials
| Burger jokes
What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
| Rabbit jokes
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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At a family gathering, husband began teasing his
| Women jokes
At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise." "What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle!"
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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it
| Money jokes
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.
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People keep telling me I’m beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.