Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A:
| Dog jokes
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
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Q: How many Microsoft support
| Computer jokes
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware bec
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Two cannibals
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. 'Yes! agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.
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First Kangaroo: If you were
| Various animal jokes
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
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There was this truck driver who had to
| Zoo jokes
There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him. The next day the ori
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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while – then it fell off.