A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do
| Political jokes
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...
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An airline captain was breaking in a very
| Aviation jokes
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was
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Two women, who are dog owners,
| Dog jokes
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
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What do rabbits put in their
| Rabbit jokes
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
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Now my motto in
| College jokes
Now my motto in life, said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be bygones." "That's good. Why did you choose that?" "Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!"
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m sixty-five?