At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8
| Marriage jokes
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since
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How did cows feel when the branding iron was
| Cow jokes
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!
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Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and
| School jokes
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect
| Military jokes
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a w
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What do you call a crazy chicken ?
| Bird jokes
What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !
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Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked.