What happened
| Snowman jokes
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.
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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with
| Pig jokes
Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?
| Dog jokes
What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!
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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an
| Elephant jokes
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
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Why was the student witch so bad at
| Witch jokes
Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.
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Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, “Why are men the same as parking lots”. So the second lady says “I don’t know?” So the first lady says, ” all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicap!”