Three vampires walk into a

Who does Dracula get letters from?

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Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.

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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7

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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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If all the nations in the world are in

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If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?

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Why do men

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Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love.

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What do you call a policeman with blonde

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !

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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some plasma.” The waitress looks up and says, “Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?”