The drunk was

A military cargo plane, flying over a

| Aviation jokes

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw o

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What do you do with old cannon balls

| Elephant jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard

| Blonde jokes

Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

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Why are cats longer

| Cat jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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If storks bring

| Monster jokes

If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.

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The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in there, pal?” “A mongoose.” “What for?” “Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I’m scared to death of snakes. That’s why I got this mongoose, for protection.” “But,” the friend said, “you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes.” “That’s okay,” said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, “So is the mongoose.”