An armless man walked into a

Patient: I always see spots before my

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

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In a survey of American

| Clinton jokes

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

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Steve is going on an ocean cruise,

| Travel and tourist jokes

Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him, "Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock." Steve says, "Will that keep me from getting sick?" The doctor says, "No, but it'll look real pretty in

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Fresh out of business school, the young man

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Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. "I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worry

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a

| Monster jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.

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An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him. The man said, “Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is your restroom?” The bartender quickly replies -, “The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street.”