Why are you so
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Why are you so excited?, the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation." "Really? It's mine too, and I am not excited at all."
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What is the difference between Father Christmas
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really
| Music jokes
Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.
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'Here's a good book,' said the
| Monster jokes
'Here's a good book,' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead. 'No, thank you,' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .
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A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. “Hey,” says the bartender, “No dogs allowed in the bar.” “Oh please?,” begs the customer. You see, you’re playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Royals.” “You’re trying to tell me that this here dog is a BASEBALL FAN?! Both of you get out of my bar,” says the bartender. “No animals allowed, and YOU belong in a mental institution. Dogs don’t like baseball!” Just then, the Royals get a hit. The dog goes wild. He jumps up on the bar and hops around in circles on his hind legs. Then he does the same on his front legs! The bartender is astounded. “That is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! Who ever thought a DOG could like baseball?! I’m curious though….if he gets that excited when the Royals get a hit, what does he do when they get a home run?” “I don’t know,” confesses the owner, “I ‘ve only had him for five years.”