What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?
| Snake jokes
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !
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An American tourist is
| Travel and tourist jokes
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: "How large is the population here?" "Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answers American, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"
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What did the black cat say
| Cat jokes
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !
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Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
| Bicycle jokes
Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
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On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker
| Food jokes
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman “Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?”