What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when
| Vampire jokes
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
| Easter jokes
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!
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Will the father be present during the
| Marriage jokes
Will the father be present during the birth? asked the obstetrician. "Nah," replied the mother-to-be, "He and my husband don't get along."
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Q: How many editors does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.
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A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! “Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!” The bartender does nothing. So the man takes another sip. A minute later the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again. “Jesus! He just jumped again!” The bartender ignores the man. So the man sits puzzled. The guy comes back into the bar, and orders another drink. “How did you survive that jump?”..”I ordered a floatie drink, if you drink it in a certain amount of time, you can float.” So the guy quickly orders a ‘floatie’ drink. He takes it from the bartender, and chugs it. He then jumps out the window and…SPLAT! Right on the sidewalk! The Bartender then say s, “You know, Superman…you can be a real jerk when you’re drunk.”